The Anti-Christ

The Anti-Christ; it is a word we use to describe our in-laws, our children, our neighbors, and our bosses. But I have been informed by the highest authority, YouTube, that we have just elected the REAL Anti-Christ. Yes, Barack Hussein Obama is the anti-Christ because he is a Muslim, charismatic speaker, bringer of change and hope, and he carries an Indian good luck charm. Not the grade A, feathers and tomahawk, American Indians; no, he has an answers your tech support calls Indian good luck charm. As far as our novelty levels go, we may have hit the jackpot. And, the currency it yields, an electronic chip with the number 666 implanted in your hand.
Hey, I know its sounds far fetched, but I heard it on YouTube. YouTube isn’t run by that sinister illuminato that runs MSNBC, CNN, ABC, and even those Queen worshipping limeys at the BBC. This info is coming from mavericks all over the interwebs. And in four years, to the month, you will all see this little blue dot be destroyed by this serpent in black sheep’s clothing.
Now how this happens is controversial. But if we turn to Nostradamus’ previously identified Anti-Christ, Adolf Hitler, we may be able to see the big picture. First off, these men both united people. While Hitler reminded folks about how evil Commies and Jews were, Barack Hussein Obama step farther and blurs our ability to see each other’s differences. That’s even worse my friends. Do you know who else did that? Jim Jones did. And he murdered all of his followers, just like Barack Hussein Obama will do to American. All I know is that I’m not drinking Kool-Aid for the next four years.
And as for the New World Order, Hitler gave Barack Hussein Obama a pretty decent strategy. First, you diplomicize your neighbors into joining your empire. Canada and Mexico are just the beginning friends. The Entire EU will be Barack Hussein Obama’s Pawn as he prepares to blitzkrieg China and Russia. But those pinko commies grow a pair before the first electric tanks can approach Leningrad, and nuke us all the way to Armageddon.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. This can’t be true. But it makes a hell of a lot more sense than space invaders. Of course, YouTube may be wrong. They were when they said the election would be cancelled. What if he is the second coming? I mean, he did absolve America from four hundred years of the struggle by showing us that we will overcome. And I really wouldn’t mind a president that was down with other religions. And he did a lot of community service maybe that is the loving of thy neighbor that I’ve heard so much. Though, it would be pretty novel if he was the really was the Anti-Christ, and the second coming, the Luke Skywalker to his Darth Vader, was just some little girl.